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ikimaru:

bruh


darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

Via don't mess with me i'll cry

mermen-in-my-teacup:

Fish Children AU Part 4

Part 1 Part 2 / Part 3 /

Several people have been asking if we had any more fish children AU and I remembered I had this in my drafts for like a year! We totally didn’t skip the really sad part or anything


Via nunca he visto nevar.

http://mintleaftea.tumblr.com/post/93188081108/jason-i-i-i-love-you-nico-cried-falling-into

mintleaftea:

"Jason I-I-I love you," Nico cried, falling into Jason’s tan muscley arms.

"Oh Nico, don’t cry, I love you too and I always have."

"B-b-but what about Piper?" Nico whimpered probably.

"It’s all ok because she is a LESBIAN." Jason wiped a tear from Nico’s eye and kissed him suddenly.

Nico…

Via Words, Tea, and Unicorns


leicopride:

Nicos milkshakes?



forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart)


Via ambitions like ribbons


tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.

(Source: drawing-interrupted)


Via ambitions like ribbons


(Source: ostolero)


officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

Via The Land of Broken Promises

thatsthat24:

qwopisinthemailbox:

pillowbedhead:

sailormoonlife:

So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane.  But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??   

So I even found a picture of venus online to compare.  And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner. 

holy shit her legs are practically canon

hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY

She is seriously PERFECT


stridering:

darknesssyndicate:

stridering:

I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??

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LITTLE TEENY DICE

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ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL

When you need a little luck

son oF A BITCH

Via Sophia

Work by m

(Source: himaritakakura12)



(Source: vinebox)


Via Sophia

moriartys:

weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

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Via The Land of Broken Promises

listoflifehacks:

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