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No, it’s fine. I didn’t need my heart.

Are we crying about a doodle of dinosaurs?

Yes

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Oh god it hurts why would you ever

The meteor was coming.

Oh, God, it was coming and she didn’t know what to do. Her son, her beautiful little son, pressed close to her side, craning his neck to look up at his Mother.

“Mummy, why is everyone moving? There’s plenty of food here.” He asked in his sweet, innocent voice.

“Because, my sweet, sometimes it is best that we move on. It is our way.” She replied, forcing the words past the lump in her throat.

“Oh,” Her son said, turning his gaze to the fiery rock in the sky that would spell their deaths out for them, “the old Triceratops told me it was cuzza that rock. He said the rock could hurt us real bad.” He continued, not understanding what he meant by those words in his innocence.

“Triceratops is being silly, he just wanted to tease you one more time before he left.” She lied, choking on her tears. Oh, God, he son, her lovely son, was going to die not understanding.

“Oh.”

She turned her face to the meteor- it was close now. It wouldn’t be long. Swinging her head around, she dropped her face to her sons and nuzzled him one last time. “Let’s play a game, yes? And then we’ll go join the others.” She suggested.

“Okay! What game shall we play, Mummy?”

“Let’s play pretend. We will imagine the sort of place we would like to move to, and when we open our eyes, that’s where we shall be.” 

“How do we play?”

One last look at the meteor- it was almost time.

“Close your eyes and imagine the place, and count to thirty out loud. Just like when we play Hide-and-Seek.” She curled herself around her son, both of them now laid on the beach.

“Ok, Mummy. 1, 2, 3, 4…”

She watched the meteor approach with sad eyes, and just before it hit land she turned her head, laying it and her neck over her son and bracing herself.

Her son had not yet said 30, but it was over.

what the fuck is wrong with you

WOW HOLY FUCK THANKS FOR SHITTING ALL OVER MY HEART

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SOBBING

Wow what the fuck. I didn’t need this.



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kinomatika:

krazystitch:

If life seems jolly rotten there’s something you’ve forgotten

And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing

When you’re feeling in the dumps don’t be silly chumps

Just purse your lips and whistle, that’s the thing

And always look on the bright side of life

this makes me so happy

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masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

Via yes im really 17

biiguru:

syntheticimagination:

A bunch of previously unpublished fusions (except for the super-fluffy ampharia). One of these is not like the others ehehehe.

LUXSOL/ABRAY & TROPRAS/LAPIUS I WANT! ; o ;


Via Gettin' frisky with Vrisky


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sizvideos:

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This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.


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Artist Hoang Tran draws inspiration from pop culture when making intricate crayon carvings of famous characters. Each hand-carved sculpture takes several hours to complete. Source


vagisodium:

my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that

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peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

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silvermoon424:

moonbeamtea:

AHAHAHAHAHa

Okay, as much as I rag on the old dub, this is pretty fucking amazing.

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coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

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lampsarepeopletoo:

didnt expect to laugh but i did


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