You bet your bellshabobs


tastefullyoffensive:

Geography isn’t this student’s strength. [middlejacks]



allthingstechtheatre:

come-this-way-to-neverland:

fontinosantana:

i made this thing please read it and learn

You’ve got no idea how great it feels, as an actor, too come on stage and have people clap for you, do you?

You have no idea what it’s like to be a technician, who needs to hear cue lines, and has people clapping over them so we can’t hear, do you?


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lieutenanthawteye:

Even though this is one of the shortest scenes, I think, of the entire show, it’s one of my favorites.

On the surface, you think it’s just about Bradley: that his life is truly sad because he’s had absolutely no control over it from the second he was selected to be a potential Fuhrer candidate.

But if you read more deeply into the dialogue, Bradley mainly serves as a foil to Hawkeye’s character in this scene.

Riza joined the military academy of her own volition. She has her own goals to accomplish, her own motives, and her own reasons to keep moving forwards. The position she now holds is entirely based on her own decisions and actions, and on merit.
Bradley, I’m sure, is somewhat envious of that. Because he’s really only a puppet. Father’s the one pulling all the strings. He hasn’t earned his rank or status or even his power, and he knows it. Hawkeye, in this regard, leads a life far superior to his.

But look at the way she reacts when he tells her that he was able to marry the woman of his own choosing.
She freezes — stops what she’s doing entirely.
Because no matter how pathetic or sad Bradley’s life is, he still has something that Riza doesn’t: the right to be with the person he loves.

That’s what this scene is really about. Bradley is telling her, “Pity me all you want, but I have the one thing you don’t — the one thing you want but can’t have”.

She and Roy don’t have the right to share “I love you”s at the end of the day. And he’s having fun reminding her that she can’t have him. He likes to drive the stake in her chest even deeper than it already is. (I mean, look at the way the bastard smiles in that last gif).

And honestly, he probably fucks with her feelings like this constantly once he appoints her to be his aide.


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deathpoolquinn:

chookiemunster:

pale-blue-knot:

this was so important to me when i was young and i didn’t even know it

Wait… a… moment…

WHAT

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dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

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sassy-gay-justice:

I’m terrible.



femocracy:

icantbelieveitsalawblog:

Here’s Where Your Living Will Can Be Ignored When You’re A Pregnant Woman

Frightening, but I guess there’s no better way to show you think women are no better than incubators than ignoring their living will. 


septetteforadeadprincess:

hotarubot:

how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf

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nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

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xbox4204206661996deluxe-edition:

beastmanbrett:

xbox4204206661996deluxe-edition:

just went downstairs to make breakfast and tried 2 crack open an egg but it was a fake egg that i put in there to piss off my family a few days ago and it bounced off the edge of the frying pan and hit me in the face. trolled my own dam self from the past

how the hell do you crack your eggs? Do you throw them at the edge of the fucking pan?

what do u do? gently persuade them?

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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

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I’m tired of hearing that Hajime Isayama can’t draw or that his drawings are awful.

Just stop for a moment and look at the difference. Isn’t it beautiful how much he has improved?

RESPECT!!!

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  • Baby: H-h
  • Parent: The baby's first words!
  • Baby: H-h h-h-h
  • Parent: House?? Hair???
  • Baby: H-h-h
  • Baby: Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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intelligentairhead:

Okay but Teddy Lupin performing a one-man show of all the shit that happened to his godfather in school

take a moment and picture this kid switching from red hair to blond to mock himself for being a Weasley three seconds before he changes to Harry to tell himself to stuff it

Imagine the wonder that is the Teddy Lupin one man theatre club

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