Imagine being pregnant in new york
and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when
"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"
Fish Children AU Part 4
Several people have been asking if we had any more fish children AU and I remembered I had this in my drafts for like a year! We totally didn’t skip the really sad part or anything
Via nunca he visto nevar.
I actually really like this ad campaign.
Via ambitions like ribbons
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane. But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??
So I even found a picture of venus online to compare. And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner.
holy shit her legs are practically canon
hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY
She is seriously PERFECT
I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??
LITTLE TEENY DICE
ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL
When you need a little luck
son oF A BITCH
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves