Another friend is pregnant
There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then
I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.
well, thats enough internet for today
I need this
Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them.
I want to buy this fabric and give it to my mother to make me a quilt.
I also want to see if she notices or if she takes it to her weekly quilting bee..or better yet, since she teaches quilting, if she does some fancy stitch pattern on it and brings it to a show her students,
If you knew my mother…
Via Betty Louise Plotnick
so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.
me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.
Quick guys how do I establish contact with a male I find attractive
i cant fucking believe you guys
When i was in grade 10 the whole school was in the cafeteria and the teachers were talking on the microphone and once it was done everyone was talking to each other waiting for the bell to ring so i signaled the teacher to pass me the microphone and all i said was “anal cavities” and you should have seen the regret in the teachers eyes when those words echoed across the cafeteria
im back what’d i miss
so i didn’t miss anything big okay that’s good
So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.
THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES
THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER
THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALS
THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD
THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
Via talk dirty to me
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast